Cool T-Shirt Slogans

A1. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the porch!
A2. I See Dumb People.
A3. Jesus Saves ... At ThriftyMart.
A4. Jerks Need Lovin' Too!
A5. Evil Opportunity Employer
A6. Proceed to Checkout
A7. Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful. Hate Me Because I'm a bitch!
A8. I'll be spontaneous when I get around to it!
A9. So many pedestrians, not enough horse-power
A10. Will Work For Shoes
A11. Secret Agent: This is my disquise
A12. Damn right, I'm good in bed... I can sleep for days!
A13. My Wild Oats Have Turned To Mush
A14. Until you walk a mile in another man's shoes,
It's not officially 'stealing.'
A15. I'm donating my body to Science Fiction.
A16. Had This Been An Actual Emergency,
I would have screamed,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
A17. Peeping Tom Neighborhood Watch Program
A18. Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
A19. I like to get drunk and place bids on Ebay.
A20. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
A21. My reality check is in the mail
A22. I'm Only 99% Perfect
A23. Roses Are Red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a raving lunatic,
HAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
A24. Does not play well with others.
A25. The most important things in life are me!
A26. The voices in my head keep debating
the lyrics to "Hotel California."
A27. Slacker
A28. My way or the highway!
A29. I may not be cloned unless under the express
written consent of the Commissioner of Baseball.
A30. Taipei Personality
A31. My Search Engine is making a funny noise.
A32. Does This Make Me Look Fat?

A33. Request Denied!
A34. If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!
A35. But it's a DRY heat.
A36. Out Of Control
A37. Not From Concentrate
A38. Humid Being
A39. The World DOES Revolve Around Me.
A40. Add to Shopping Cart
A41. Jive Turkey
A42. Be Glad I'm Not A Twin.
A43. How did I get so cute?
A44. Alpha Male
A45. I'd like to do a backstroke in the pools of your eyes.
A46. The monkey on my back, carries a chip on his shoulder.
A47. Ever notice that 'Cupid' rhymes with 'Stupid'?
A48. Queer Eye For You, Guy!
A49. Bracing myself against the cold shoulder.
A50. Vacancy
A51. Stop me before I volunteer again!
A52. I do all my own stunts.
A53. Einstein's Half-Brother, Fred
A54. The Whole World Doesn't Revolve Around You (it revolves around me).
A55. Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?
A56. I'm still a hot babe!
A57. Support Baseball. Bite Some Yankees!
A58. Ditch the Bitch
A59. Stop The Madness!
A60. My girlfriend is out of town
A61. Save The Drama For Your Mama
A62. I'm my own best friend AND my own worst enemy.
A63. Call me, Gerbil-boy
A64. Bite Me!
A65. Don't Take It Personally
A66. Conjugal Visitor
A67. Outsider
A68. If I'm Not Happy, Nobody's Happy
A69. Problem with Authority